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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.
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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing
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The ability to smell colors
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The power to slam a revolving door.
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The power to piss people off.
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Nothing
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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit
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Power to sleep without eyelids
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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.
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Doing a handstand with your feet
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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands
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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.
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the power to smell like feet
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The ability to be a rock
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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....
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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.
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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual
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The power to predict the present
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The power to give the wrong directions
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The power to turn into air and go with the wind
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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.
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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.
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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica
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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!