The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

The ability to go to hell.

the power to jizz money

The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

The ability to get a degree in performing arts

The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

The power to attract bullets

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

the power to randomly die at any moment

the power to suck but only when your awesome

The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!