The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to mind control your car when you close your eyes

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to eat food

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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the power to fail

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to die but once

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The power to only see glass.

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!