The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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the ability to bend your leg.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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NMR Vision

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The power to transport to a parallel world that is identical to your current world.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!