The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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being black

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The power to steal all the money in the world without ever stealing anything ever.

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The ability to handle the truth.

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!