The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power to have children at will.

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to be powerless

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to write on this website

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The power to get older 10 times faster then normal

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the ability to have as much lottery tickets as you want but you cant send them.

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!