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Going through obejects but cant move
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The power to look what is at the back of your head.
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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy
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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...
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The power to see through transparent objects.
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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk
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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)
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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism
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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.
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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.
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the power to take ipecac without throwing up
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The power to not Waste time
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The ability to see into the present.
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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.
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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.
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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...
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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.
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The power to metabolize alcohol faster than you can consume it.
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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.
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The ability to go to hell.
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the power to jizz money
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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia
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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...
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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!