The power to poop kittens with mittens

The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

the power to change invisable when you blink

The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

open up pickles glass

The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

The ability to blow strawberries

The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

The power to disintegrate yourself

The power to be called justin bieber

The ability to change races.

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

The power to read your own mind!

The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

The ability to read your own mind

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!