The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to pee out blue

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The ability to grow grass at the rate that grass usually grows in an average situation.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to mind control your car when you close your eyes

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to eat food

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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the power to fail

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The power to poop out your penis.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!