The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

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The ability to walk through closed doors, but only when they're unlocked

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!