The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to speak in Braille

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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the power to smell like ham

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the power to fail at life

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!