The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power of love

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The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to know WTF is going on

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!