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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life
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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies
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The power to get hurt without a break.
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the power to win the crying game
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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.
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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.
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The power to speak only one language
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The power to control your own mind.
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the power to unload massive amounts of jizz while taking a dump
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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.
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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again
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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity
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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss
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The power to die when u drink bleach
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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.
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The power to fill trash cans with garbage
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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.
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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year
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The power to create the best Internet memes; instant nullified by recognition or compensation.
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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper
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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang
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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.
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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.
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The power to swim on land
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!