The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to never come into existence

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to make hats fall in love.

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power to not Waste time

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The ability to see into the present.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to metabolize alcohol faster than you can consume it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!