the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The ability to not make a face when eating a lemon, but only after you have already eaten 5 lemons.

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The power to pass incredibly powerful gas at the most inconvenient of times

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The power to shit brix

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!