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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.
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The power to not have a brain!
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the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you
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The power to speak braille
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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow
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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.
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The power to annoy people
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the power to masturbate just one time a day
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Meltman, with the power to melt!
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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes
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the ability to see to womens cloths
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The power to turn the inside of your mouth into solid brass so you can safely eat Cap'n Crunch
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The power to be able to not smell fart
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The power to fart anytime i want to.
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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year
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The ability to swim on dry land only when submerged in dry water.
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the power to walk halfway through a wall
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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold
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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS
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The power to speak to unicorns, even though they don't exist
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The power to have super strength, but only when your sleeping.
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The power to defecate grass, but only in hot air balloons.
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The power to make every word a people says in the room with you into pizza.
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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!