The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to potato.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to attract bullets.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!