Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power to predict the past

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the power to fax people with your mind

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the power to complete math exercises

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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the power to go into a coma

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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the power to be invisible but when you're alone

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The ability to to remove any organs.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!