The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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the power to win the crying game

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to control your own mind.

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the power to unload massive amounts of jizz while taking a dump

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!