The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to eat food.

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The ablity to crash your computer.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The power to control your own limb movement

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

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the power to crap big mac combos at will

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The ability to wear a backpack on your legs

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The power to fly, but only when you're in water

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to juggle cacti

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!