The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to kiss your own elbow

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to look TV

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!