The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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To stab Djones

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power to see through your own clothes, nothing else.

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The power to audition for X-Factor with no fear, but only if you punch your freind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!