the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to have no powers

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the power to bi ugly

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to open unlocked doors

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The ability to see yourself sleeping.

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The power to enter the Google Earth and change everything.

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the ability to be a three year old with a mustache

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!