the ability to sing like t-pain without the autotune

The ability to think of a pointless ability.

The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

the ability to become black.

the power to see stuff

done something sexual with some type of food?

the power to herd cats

The power to be alone

The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

You can read the minds of rocks.

The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

to wash cloths when they are washing

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

The ability to be the best hacker in the world but if ill use my abilities ill die.

The power to be super jewish

Power to develop diseases.

the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

The power to write about pointless superpowers.

The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!