The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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the power to lose your power at will

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to fart rainbows

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to make your bowel work backwards

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to piss lemon juice

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to be born again

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!