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the power to like mass effect 3
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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up
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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.
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The power to always make a street light turn red as you approach it!
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The power to create a mini Lego version of attractive girls that you see that move and talk realistically.
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The power to have any power on this site.
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The ability to live forever until you die.
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The power to convert any rare element into an abundant one.
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The power to be powerless
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The power to die
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Warm vision
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the power to instantly die
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The power to summon fire with the use of a match
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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.
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Immunity to curable diseases.
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ability to fly in a plane
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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...
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The power to be too lazy to finish your own sente
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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh
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The power to read your own thoughts.
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the power to freeze people only when it's cold
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the power to convince yourself that you're super
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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)
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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!