The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

The power to cry acid tears

The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

the power to lose your power at will

The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

The power to fart rainbows

to make your bowel work backwards

Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

to change what time it is 1 time per week

The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

The power to piss lemon juice

to not care about pointless superpowers

The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

The power to be born again

To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

The ability to count to potato

The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!