The power to have a power.

the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

The ability to look at someone and die.

The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

The power to live through torture.

That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

The power to create cavities in your teeth.

The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

The power to run at the speed of a human

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

The power to automatically teleport into the middle of the nearest terrorist attack within 100 000 miles.

the power to vote

The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

The power to lick anything except pussy.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!