The power to swallow chewed up food.

the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

the ability to post here

The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

The power to sneeze backwards

The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

The ability to Transform into an active grenade

The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

The power to eat just one lays potato chip

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!