the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

The power to understand myspace

The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

The power of the most useless power and have that power.

The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

the power to open a locked door with a key

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The power to release the bogus

The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

The Power to bite your own ear.

Retractable teeth

The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!