The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

The power to jerk off without using your hands

The power to fly but only when your in space.

having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The awe-inspiring power of being able to throw up at will while yelling IMMA FIRIN' ME LAZOR.

Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

the power to make realy convincing whale noises

the power of reanimating dead insects

Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

The power to touch MC Hammer.

the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

The power to see through air

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!