The power to turn into a mouse. But only in front of a gang of cats.

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The power to change water into seltzer.

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The ability to tell funny jokes, but when no one is around.

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the power to become super attractive, when around blind people only

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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the power to create a meme

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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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Being alive (until you die).

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to teleport yourself to the exact same location.

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the power to change people socks on command

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!