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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars
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The power to be stupid
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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.
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The power to write on this website
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The ability to die on command.
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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.
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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.
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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch
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The power to create powers
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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.
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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee
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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.
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The power to only sit down and not stand up.
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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.
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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.
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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.
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the ability to solve paradoxes
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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet
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the power to half transform to something.
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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.
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The power to breathe
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The power to care for anything and nothing.
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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.
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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!