the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The power to run Crysis.

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The power to die

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to change your mind

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to have food poisoning but only after eating taco bell.

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The ability to bleed lava

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to grow amazingly long pubic hair!

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The power to only tell the truth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!