The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to hear in the dark.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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the powre to spel

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The power to look at Sun.

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The power to fart at will.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to understand myspace

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!