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The power to poop whenever you want.
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The power to be a fan of Rosie O'donell
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The power to time travel to the present moment
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The power to always know what time it is down to the millisecond in Hokkaido, Japan.
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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.
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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.
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The power to make it impossible to have powers
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The power to make infinite paper clips.
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The power to be Carl Sagan, minus the intellect.
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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand
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The power to be superman with no power's
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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.
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the power to make elton john gay
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The ability to think about saying something,but then forget and spend an eternity trying to remember what it was.
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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.
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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours
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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire
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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.
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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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the power to get in the van
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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg
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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com
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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.
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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!