Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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The power to speak to toasters

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The power to spell any word perfectly, except words that contain vowels, consonants or phonemes of any kind.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power to have an ability.

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to have a power.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!