The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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the power to listen to music when you have headphones

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The ability to cause spiders to unpredictably materialize on your body, but only when you're sleeping or otherwise unaware of your surroundings.

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!