the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

the power to steal 4 avocados in july at a supermarket at 9:37 am in your underpants without arms while a cop laughs at how stupid you look. plus while you do that a cute marshmallow comes and rapes your children.

The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

the power to time travel to the present

The power to shit on the ceiling

The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

The power to control dodos

power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

The power to have all the powers 3 seconds before you die.

the power of being republican

the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

The power to speak Braille.

From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!