The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to turn gold into silver.

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The ability to fly, time-travel, be invisible, move at an incredible speed without wasting any energy, jump to incredible lengths, super-strength, handsomeness, charisma, and the ability to charm any woman on earth. If you bathe in radioactive liquid.

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The power to be vice president of the SGA

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to have no power.

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!