The power to become a JELLY

Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The ability to turn Barack Obama white

the power to think of powers

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

The ability to self destruct at will.

The ability to lose your temper, for no reason at all.

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The power to die early.

the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

The power to fly without leaving the ground.

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

The power to stay a virgin

The power to eat your own face.

The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

the power of fart helium

The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

The power to know you don't have a superpower

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!