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The power to have any power on this site.
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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.
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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing
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Liam Brudenell
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The power to turn food into human waste.
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The power to raise your cholesterol level using only your mind.
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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year
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The power to communicate with sperm.
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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.
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spontaneous ejaculation
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the power to break down public transport on hot days
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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place
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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.
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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.
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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.
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The ability to pass out at will.
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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet
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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move
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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen
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The power to sneeze scissors
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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.
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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell
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The power to die when you change emotions
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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!