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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.
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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast
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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men
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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.
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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".
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A power level of under 9000.
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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.
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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first
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The power to vote in a communist state.
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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.
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The ability to yell through your nose
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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds
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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.
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The power to be a snail
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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.
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the power to have an idea..
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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.
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the power to stop writing pointless super powers
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to have the ability to fly and teleport at the same time.
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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.
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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.
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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.
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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again
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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!