To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

Dejavu

the power to sleep during day

the power to suck but only when your awesome

the ability to find pointless superpower

The power to put everything off till the last possible day

The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

The power to go hibernate at winter.

The Power To Poop on Command.

The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

to die when you are happy

The ability to part hair.

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

power to permanently shrink one eye.

The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

The power to sleep through a dream.

The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!