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The power to go part way through walls

The power to look at yourself in third person

The power of night vision, but only during the day.

The power to die at will.

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

The power to be half invisible

to poop a penny every year

The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

The ability to change your weight

The power to take away your power.

The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

The power to sneeze scissors

The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

The power to suck deez nuts

Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The power to walk on two legs

The power to Google "Google".

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!