PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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The power to die at will.

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Just because you do not see and advert here, it does not mean it is not here... Moral: Dudu duduh dudududun... ALWAYS MORAL-COLA! (aka Moke in the brits) NOW IN LIGHT AND SUPERFAT EDITIONS! Order now for the special I am fagneto edition! TASTE THE FAGNETIC! Because if gay is your way, todays morals, support this way! Lesbian-Coke is out of stock, but pre-order now and receive a moral man offer: "the lesbian drunk party invite international live!" *porn music* Hurry up! Only 2 Billion tickets left! No wait... just 50 left!... no wait... 40... no 30... 29... you better hurry ladies! As much *free* booze you can drink! *The booze Is free, the entrance is free, but the payment to get out of the building depends on how much you drink, non payers will be graped and their sex pictures will be sold on the internet* *All lesbian sex pictures will be sold on the internet, grape is not allowed! Surprise sexy time is allowed though!* Moral-Cola!

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The power to be half invisible

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to take away your power.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to suck deez nuts

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to Google "Google".

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!