The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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the ability to become black.

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the power of being republican

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the ability to clean cuz women are supposed to do it for us

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the power to make body fat go away

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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the power to see through water.

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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power to be an alcohoic

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The power to have a perfect wipe every time you take a poop.

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!