The power to teabag bear- traps at will

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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the power to send future you crazy

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power of inverted tastebuds (spicy food tastes sweet etc.)

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the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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the power to increase the price of houses but only those you want to buy!

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The power of X-Ray vision but you can see only through aluminum and tin cans.

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The power to become invisible. But only when no one is looking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!