The power to know how the book ends after reading the first chapter

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The power to have implosive diarrhea.

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the power to teleport to the nearest pedophile's bedroom

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the ability to be the best looking guy but only in jail

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to freeze yourself be stripping in the artic

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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The ablity to understand the minds of women.

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to poo.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to smell people's moods

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!