The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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the power to turn into a tree

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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to spelle caretly

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The ability to turn invisible when no ones looking.

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to have gravity.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power to rape your mom.

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!