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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.
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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees
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The power of your girlfriend's will
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the power to any ugly person love you.
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ability to pee when around a bathroom
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The power to turn justin beiber into a girl
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The power of attracting fired bullets
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The power to age rapidly.
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The power to obey gravity
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The power to kill Pedobear.
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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)
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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.
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The power to achieve orgasm within 3 seconds
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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.
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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.
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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.
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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.
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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting
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The power to smell WiFi Signals
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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.
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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.
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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.
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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.
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The power to kill yourself.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!