the power to only bring back the dead from june 1450

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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Invisibility that only works when your sining a lady gaga song

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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the ability to be a vampire on a stick

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to read the Terms of Service but be unable to check the box saying that you have done so.

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The power to bread toast!

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to turn into a taxi

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!