The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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the power to melt your bones

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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to be under 9000

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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the power to see the present

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The power to be a dick.

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the power to control urine

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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the ability to spin and never feel dizzy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!