The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to not see ads

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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power to poo perfectly priced people

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The power to have sex with an alien but not know where to put it

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the powrer too piis blood but u have to piss every 10 minutes

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the ability to cause people within 20 feet of you to try to imitate the sound of a balloon deflating

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The power to be extremely slow, (like in matrix slowmotion) but your foes aren't

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The power to stretch your arms to any length but without the ability to revert them back to normal.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!