The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The power to do your homework.

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to plank

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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the power to talk to fish but only if their belly up

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The ability to be raped.

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The Power to die at will

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A power level of under 9000.

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!