The ability to blow strawberries

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The power to always throw a seven with two dice, but only when no one's looking.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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The ability to speak Yiddish without learning it.

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The power of love

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The power to do NOTHING!

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Steel kidneys

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to teleport someone into the nearest restroom after they've touched your thighs.

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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The awe-inspiring power of being able to throw up at will while yelling IMMA FIRIN' ME LAZOR.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!