The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to make cats burp.

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The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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the power to fly but only upward

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the ability to read the future, but hate to read

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The ability autotune text.

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the ability to have sex with a sand spur

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!