The power to pronounce the word "rural."

The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

The ability to change the writing on signs

the ability to think you can fly

The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

The power to be alive, many hours before you die

The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

The power to get hurt every other hour

The power to slam revolving doors.

The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

The power to have your brain shut down when you take any type of drug

the ability to hear yourself think

the pouwer giv mee gramr

The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

The power to run into a brick wall with an erection and breaking your nose.

the power to have another pointless superpower

to not blink for 5 seconds

The power to change the temperature in a room up or down by 1 degree.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!