the ability to poop out of someone elses butt.

The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

The power to fly when u are in an elevator

The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

The Power to Fail in Failing

The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

the power of the succulent game

To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

The power of Superuselessnessman

The power to be the ceo of BP

The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

The power to fly upwards but not downwards

The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

the ability to see fairy's

The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

The power to tell if a politician is lying. (They always are.)

The Power to die at will

the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!