the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power to quote memes randomly

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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the ability to enjoy school

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to breathe

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The ability to not have a super power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!