the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to sit anywhere

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to STFU!

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The power to never have sex....jack.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!