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The ability to be a jew during the holocaust
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The power to simply walk into mordor.
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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip
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The ability to jump
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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams
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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it
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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.
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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi
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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.
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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.
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The power to find the end of the sticky tape
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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.
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The ability to breathe out of water.
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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series
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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.
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The power to never come into existence
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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller
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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.
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The power to make hats fall in love.
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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles
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Going through obejects but cant move
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The power to look what is at the back of your head.
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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy
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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!