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The ability to handle the truth.
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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore
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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison
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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.
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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.
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The power to die
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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.
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The power to hold your breath when you die
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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped
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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time
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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.
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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.
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The power to vote for Donald trump as president
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The power to pee while standing up
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The power to write pointless superpowers
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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground
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The power to be Caleb Fox.
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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-
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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.
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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.
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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.
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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn
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The power to write a country song
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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!