The power to repel women.

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to fall without screaming.

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the power to beathe

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The power to STFU!

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Nipple Radar.

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the power to turn apartly invisible

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to talk to animals but them not give a crap what your saying

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to have your brain shut down when you take any type of drug

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!