The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to make police believe you're driving in the wrong lane

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to get rid of feminism

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!