the ability to darken darkness

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to be a walrus

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power to get a boner any time you want

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The ability to not talk.

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to be a common person

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to troll yourself

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!