The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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the power to animate condiments

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to not be color blind.

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The Power to Combust

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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Smoke vision

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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the power to pee straight with a boner

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to write about power.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!