The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The power to become the best racer in NASCAR, but only being able to turn right.

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The ability to spend expired coupons.

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The power to waste time reading this.

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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Meatvision.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to convince people who already agreed with you.

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to waste money

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to speak braille

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Being alive (until you die).

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!