The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to have no power.

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The power of 12% levetation

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power of eating from ears.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to make water expire.

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!