The ability to make your bones paper-thin.

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The power to start laughing uncontrollably when someone says the word "ferret"

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to summon earthworms

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to piss lemon juice

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The power to drink 30 beers and no shall any tear

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!