The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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the power to jizz money

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power of bullet attraction.

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the power to shit cellulose

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to read terms and conditions

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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the power to see through glass

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!