The power to be vice president of the SGA

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The power to die and get away with it

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The power to go to hell

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to be dead

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to slash hot c u m on a girls big t I t s

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!