- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

The power to have super strength, but only when your sleeping.

the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

The power to smell poop

The power to have a stroke at will.

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

the ability to pee in your own butt.

The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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the power to have your farts smell of cinnamon

The power to make large black men believe you are homosexual. . . when you are a straight male.

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

the power to turn retarted

The power to turn wine into water

the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

Pointless Super Powers