The power to die while dieing

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to be justin beiber

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The power to see air

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the power to never get spam

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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Nothing

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The power to not care.

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The power to understand irony.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!