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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to troll.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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the ability to write this useless super power idea:"The power to make any pencil dull. GET IT? IT'S POINTLESS. AHAHHAHAHAHAH" without being a mentally retarded.

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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Being Aquaman

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the power to trip on shoe laces, even when they are not even your own.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The amazing ability of delayed reaction.

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The power to age rapidly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!