The power to mind reeds

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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the power to vote

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Being a freemason

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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The power to waste time making a video about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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the ability to levitate

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to see through walls but only if they're clear glass walls.

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!