The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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the power of being yourself

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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power to pass kidney stones at will

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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The power to know the answer immediately after the test.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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the power to make a contraceptive spell by waving your hand over your belly

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to laugh with you shitty powers...

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the power to stuff 7 jumbo marshmallows in your mouth and say chubby bunny

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Asexual reproduction.

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the power to shrink to 1 inch but only in a crowded street and you cant look up girls dresses,

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!