The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to lick your own tongue

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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the power to attract bullets.

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The power to speak Braille.

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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the power to crap big mac combos at will

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!