the power to shit bricks

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to not know your super power

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The power to create tree sap.

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The power to kiss your own elbow

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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the ability to sell Al Gore

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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the power to have any superpover in world but only when sleaping

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power to go blind at will.

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!