The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to have gravity.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power to rape your mom.

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power of being pointless

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!