The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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The power to see all things visible

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to block your own powers

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to tell whether or not butter is salted or not.

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the power to fail any test you want

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!