The power to control facial hair of women.

The power to be quite good at checkers.

The power to taste farts instead of smell them

The power to make someone think about frogs

the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

the power to glow in the dark only during the day

The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

Retractable teeth

The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

The power to have an indestructible tongue.

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

The power to be a virgin forever.

The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

The power to think of your death and then you die.

the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

the power to die at will

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!