The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The ability to yell through your nose

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to be a snail

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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to have the ability to fly and teleport at the same time.

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power to breath at will.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!