the ability to have as much lottery tickets as you want but you cant send them.

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to turn wine into water

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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Power to turn your liver invisible.

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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the power to create bad superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!