The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to drink 30 beers and no shall any tear

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The power to slow down wet paint's drying speed.

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to eat your left index finger, and have it regrow out of your belly button.

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The ability to be ambidextrous

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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the power to be in AA.

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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the power to hovertate

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!