The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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The power to make that slut age two years so you don't go to jail when she tells you she is 18.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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the power to only bring back the dead from june 1450

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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Invisibility that only works when your sining a lady gaga song

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!