i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to have Hiccup at will, but no being able to stop it at will.

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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the power to do one push-up

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the ability to levitate

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!