the power make tomatoes turn green.

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The power to potato.

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The power to talk to dust

The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

Walk on water, swim in land!

The power to have no power.

The power to write in invisible ink

the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

The power to perform the Kali Ma sacrificial ritual on yourself.

The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

A solar-powered flashlight.

The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

the power to trip on shoe laces, even when they are not even your own.

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!