The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The ability to be poor for life

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The power to see through womens clothes but every woman you use it on instantly gets saggy breasts.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!